can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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