my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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