batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize