i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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