State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Someone shattered a urinal.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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