Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My sheets look like a crime scene.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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