The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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