I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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