She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Will exercising make me less horny?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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