I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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