my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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