Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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