i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Is it because I queefed?
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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