Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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