please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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