Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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