There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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