I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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