I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
He has the fingertips of a God
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