I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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