yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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