And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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