I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
home. puking in laundry basket.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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