I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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