That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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