Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Even the bartender felt bad for me
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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