Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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