We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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