i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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