Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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