I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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