So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
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So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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