Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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