Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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