I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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