I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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