Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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