Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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