Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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