So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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