that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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