so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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