I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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