How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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