halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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