Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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