We're like a lot better than the average bears
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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