Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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