In the future we'll all be gay
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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