4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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